I Spy...
What? You want to see what more of my friends look like? You also want to see them superimposed on top of a crappy 1980's school photo back-drop? Well shoot, here goes! This is my friend Timmy Farrell. He has award winning cartoons with 82% more dick jokes than your average animation. Make sure you check out his work. Prepare yourself so that you don't choke on the awesometacularity of it all.
So, as if my friend Jeff Roth needed more of an ego booster, I decided to draw him while I had some down time between animations. Enjoy buddy!
This was the start of the most bizarre day of Marty's life. Perhaps had he brushed regularly this would have never happened. All that he could do now was charge rent. (See kids, listen to your folks, this could happen to you!)
Fortune
Trevor never had much luck with the women folk. He wasn't the smartest cookie in the jar but what he lacked in brains he more than made up for in chin.
Total-itarian
By the year 2017 there will be so many people on earth that this will be the only housing solution. Over-population... bringing people closer together.
Good Day, Sunshine!
After a brief stint on the Galapagos Islands, William was finally ready to set sail for what would become a 14 month journey to return the stolen cargo he had picked up in Maine. He would fish during the day and what he didn't gut and eat for dinner became his seafaring companions. It was a love eat relationship.
This Is Sparta?
...And they said I couldn't draw something that looked like this. Well ha! I did it! It totally looks like this. Now if I could only figure out what it is. Any suggestions?
They tell me it's all a scam. True or not, the last few years have introduced new weather phenomenon such as hot winters and thunder snow. Polar opposite syndrome all 'round. All I know is that's not how I remember things being when I was growing up...
Here's an illustration I did for the Sugar Frosted Goodness blog. The topic was "People as Pets." Yay!!!
So here's a slight departure from the usual in an illustration for this week's IF topic "Wired." Just letting my mind wander while I hold the pen.
Here's a preview of today's doodle before I color it. I will post the finished version soon. Enjoy!
The Crappleton nerviously practices how he will deliver the news of oral herpes to his lover who ironically only encompases the body parts he lacks. You might say they complete each other. (Thanks Eddie for the story.)
The many faces of duhhhh. Here's a few sketches I did just to get loose for other doodles. You'll notice that my favorite kind of expression is the "Happy Idiot."
Here's my mid-week entry for this week's Illustration Friday topic "Hide." There's a little kid down in there getting ready to seek by the tree...he's really tiny. Trust me, he's there.
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This is Seymour. Seymour works in accounting all day and doesn't get out much. He's the best damn collator anyone has ever seen. He can process up to five quantocks a siznar. People often made fun of him growing up because of his weird name but when he returns to his 20 flunktok class reunion, he vows to show up in style.
Good morning, and welcome to March! Who knew it would get here as fast as it did. Above, you can see I'm still playing with the new brushes that I made last night. As you'll see (if you visit my blog with any kind of frequency) I happen to really enjoy drawing trees. I'm not sure there's an underlying reason behind it other than the fact that I find them fun to draw. Plus, I wish I had a tire swing growing up. Sure that wasn't a funny post, just a little factoid about me. Ta-da!
Meet Horatio. He's at the top of his game when it comes to home security. Don't let the disguise fool you, he won't think twice about doing whatever it takes to stop an intruder...and I do mean whatever it takes. He might even kill them......with laughter.
