Kind Sir who might buy my house: "Where are you going to go when it sells?"
Me: "I come with the house. It's a package deal."
Kind Sir who might buy my house: "We can let you have your own room so that when you come back to visit, you'll have a place to stay! Plus, my son would love to have an older brother."
Me: "You say that jokingly but if you're at all serious, I will completley take you up on that offer.